The Launch
Earth became a wasteland of mutant creatures, and thousands of atomic rockets left in every direction.
Nobody can tell you why it happened, friends. Over time, for reasons unknown to humanity, the Earth became a desolate wasteland full of mutant creatures. It grew more dangerous every year, until a person simply couldn't live there.
And that, dear listeners, is when the Atom Scouts were founded. Thousands of faster-than-light atomic rockets left Earth in every direction, carrying the bravest among us to strike out a new home for humanity.
I wish I could tell you that was the end of it. Everywhere those rockets went, their destinations eventually met the same mysterious fate.
So the Scouts keep dropping from those rockets, to explore, to research, and to find us a home that isn't full of mutant monsters.
Nobody has found one yet. But stay tuned.